Your kid is bulging. His name is Mark. He doesn’t want to talk about the
past. He forgets the English language. He starts misremembering things. You
suspect he might be up to something.
So what do you do? Until now, your options would be limited.
But now, there’s a real test you can give him to see if he’s taking
performance enhancing drugs. Thanks to the folks at Confirm BioSciences and
its new test "SteroidConfirm," you can test for 17 different performance
enhancers right in the comfort over your very own bathroom.
If you’re kid is using any of these drugs, you’re in luck: Tetrahydrogestrinone
(THG), Boldenone (Equipoise), Hydroxyboldenone (Metabolite), Clostebol (Steranobol),
Clenbuterol, Dehydroepiandrosterone (DHEA), Testosterone, Epitestosterone,
Oxymesterone (Oranabol), Oxandrolone (Anavar), Methyloxandrolone,
(Metabolite), Stanozolol (Winstrol), Hydroxystanozolol (Metabolite),
Flouxymesterone (Halotestin), 6B-Hydroxyflouxymesterone (Metabolite) and
Androsterone, 19-Norandrosterone (Metabolite).
